1 00:00:06,923 --> 00:00:07,966 The Earth. 2 00:00:08,508 --> 00:00:13,722 A cradle for unimaginable beauty and amazing wonder. 3 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:16,599 Incomprehensible. 4 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:18,435 Overwhelming. 5 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,645 This planet mocks 6 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:23,356 of our weak capacity to describe it. 7 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:29,988 Yes, to truly appreciate the amazing greatness of this planet, 8 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:33,450 sometimes you have to desecrate it. 9 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:37,037 Behold the Defiler. 10 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:42,584 His character is vile, base and depraved. 11 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:47,047 Once a proud talk show host, 12 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,924 has been pushed for a changing ecosystem 13 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,093 to a drier and harsher climate. 14 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:54,596 The weekly podcast. 15 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,014 CONAN O'BRIEN NEEDS A FRIEND 16 00:00:56,014 --> 00:01:00,602 Here, without food of your study audience, 17 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:04,856 this clown with tiny, dull eyes, 18 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:08,276 the eyes of a crudely painted doll, 19 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:12,364 is forced to feed of the rarest of morsels: 20 00:01:12,697 --> 00:01:15,367 the fan who calls randomly. 21 00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:20,872 Unhinged by the ferocious aroma of his slight enthusiasm, 22 00:01:21,289 --> 00:01:23,750 searches in distant lands, 23 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:29,255 uninvited, fed for a hunger without recognition 24 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,591 and the occasional selfie. 25 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:41,101 It's crazy. 26 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:43,687 It's dementia. 27 00:01:45,021 --> 00:01:46,439 It's chaos. 28 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:51,069 This is your ancestral sacred land. 29 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:54,197 Conan O'Brien Visits 30 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:57,575 Ireland. 31 00:01:58,993 --> 00:02:01,413 Here is a photo of me When I was ten years old, 32 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:05,250 the same year my parents They sat me down and told me the unthinkable. 33 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:06,960 That I am Irish. 34 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:10,171 Since then, I have heard a lot about of my ancestors who left 35 00:02:10,171 --> 00:02:12,799 from Ireland to the USA in the 19th century, 36 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:16,803 including the patriarch of our family, Thomas Noonan O'Brien, 37 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:21,516 which headed to central Massachusetts to buy a big fake mustache. 38 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,268 But, although I knew his name, 39 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:26,771 I didn't know much about the life he left behind in Ireland. 40 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:30,608 And then I realized: Wait, I have a travel program. 41 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:35,071 I can go in search of my roots, travel by road through Ireland, 42 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:36,448 call it content 43 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:39,743 and send the invoice to a hapless streaming service. 44 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:46,082 As soon as I landed, I knew immediately 45 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:47,292 that I was with my people. 46 00:03:12,067 --> 00:03:13,568 Welcome home. 47 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:17,197 It is impossible for the horse end up in the program. 48 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,699 Of course it will come out. 49 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,160 Never. 50 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:27,248 I went out to explore Ireland and I received the same hero's welcome 51 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:29,292 than other famous sons of Ireland. 52 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:33,505 If you drive through Ireland, you must stop in County Tipperary. 53 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,882 Because? To pay tribute 54 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:40,553 to the rest area from Barack Obama Plaza Highway. 55 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:45,058 Beautiful portraits of the presidential couple. 56 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:48,895 They greet drivers on the M7. 57 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,605 This is Pat McDonagh. 58 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:53,566 - And this was your concept? - That's how it is. 59 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:56,611 This is because Barack Obama has an eighth cousin 60 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:58,780 - who lives in the area. - Right, yes. 61 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,699 You must have a string of presidential seats. 62 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:01,825 Yes. And we are... 63 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:04,994 I Was at Your House by Lyndon Johnson half an hour ago. 64 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,664 As I am a son of Ireland, 65 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,749 you have created a small honor for me. 66 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:15,213 CONAN O'BRIEN AIR PUMP 67 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:19,551 It's fantastic. And it's amazing. Look, there's already a crowd. 68 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:22,220 - Yes of course. - The people... The children get excited. 69 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:23,888 Will you be using the Conan O'Brien air pump? 70 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:26,224 - Clear. The best air in Ireland. - Yes. 71 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:30,186 We dedicated this five minutes ago and water is gushing out 72 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:32,897 of the water pump of Conan O'Brien's air bomb. 73 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:35,400 It's not my problem. I'm in charge of the air. 74 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,694 Well, Pat, I have a big surprise for you. 75 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:40,030 One, two, three, that's it. 76 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,032 - Yeah! - Wow. 77 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:46,619 It's an identical portrait of me if he suffered a terrible accident. 78 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:49,789 Bring it closer, guys. 79 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:23,990 I high five Obama. 80 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:27,118 - Look at that. - Excellent. 81 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:31,456 Barack Obama inflated his tires in Conan O'Brien's air bomb. 82 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:33,333 That is what is commemorated here. 83 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,586 Then I headed into town Ireland's largest, Dublin, 84 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,296 where I received an intensive course 85 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,006 to speak like a local. 86 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,467 Lynn, you're from the north side of Dublin. 87 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:46,429 I would like to know What do they mean by "the dub". 88 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:48,139 I know there are many variants... 89 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:49,516 - Yes. - ...but tell me the basics. 90 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,685 The basics. So, if you came here now, 91 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,687 If you said to someone, "What's up?" 92 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:54,938 - What's up? - Yes. 93 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:58,400 - Does that mean "how are you"? - Yeah, like what's going on, what's the story. 94 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,069 If we were at a party and it was really good, 95 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:03,571 you could tell someone else, That was a great vibe. 96 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,699 Can I say I liked your vibe? 97 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:08,785 You can, but it will mean something different. 98 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:11,329 - Clear. - It would be if you had a good trip. 99 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,957 - What does it mean? - It means he's gorgeous. 100 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,959 - Journey. - How to travel by bike. 101 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:19,004 Since you are redhead, I'm sorry for all the redheads, 102 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:21,131 I adore them, but you would qualify it with: 103 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,591 "It's a journey to be a redhead." 104 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:26,928 Why do they do that? It's Ireland. 105 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:29,723 They give me that shit... 106 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,017 It happens to me in the rest of the world, and then I come to Ireland, 107 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:33,852 and you say: "For redheads...". 108 00:06:34,310 --> 00:06:37,772 - I think we're pretty sexy. - Extremely, for redheads. 109 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:40,567 Don't say that. It's not funny. 110 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,946 We are very attractive people. Ron Howard says... Shit. 111 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,449 We use the same word for many things. 112 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:48,658 For example, Mickey. 113 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,536 Know...? I can't believe I'm going to say it. 114 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:53,788 It's when someone puts something in your drink. 115 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:55,165 - No. - What is it here? 116 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:56,791 A Mickey in Ireland is the penis. 117 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:58,501 - That? - Yes. 118 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:00,420 - My God. - Yes. 119 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,547 Today someone told me: "I put a Mickey in your drink." 120 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:06,217 And later I noticed that I wasn't sleepy. 121 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:08,011 I wasn't sleepy at all. 122 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:12,932 - Yes, but we use the same... - But the drink tasted a little like penis. 123 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,729 I must speak faster Well you speak very fast. 124 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:19,356 - Yes. - I'll put rhythm to it, 125 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:20,523 I will speak quickly. 126 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,359 - Yes, I took several jugs. - Some jugs? 127 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:24,861 - Jugs, drinks. - Jugs. I took a few. 128 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:26,029 - I prayed to him... - Yes? 129 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:27,197 How is it, Jesey Christy? 130 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:28,406 - Janey Mack. - Janey Mack. 131 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:30,283 - Yes. - I just prayed with Janey Mack 132 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,870 because he found me putting the Mickey in a socket. 133 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,830 You understand me? Those things, right? 134 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,624 Actually, That doesn't speak well of your Mickey, 135 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,918 because the power outlets They are quite small. 136 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,003 - It had an adapter. - OK. 137 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,882 They also leave the mouth loose. 138 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:50,887 That actually sounds more condescending, stereotypical. 139 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,138 That... 140 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:55,266 Americans go on TV and... 141 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:57,811 Yes. 142 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:00,814 You want my gold, huh? 143 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,982 As a young man growing up in Dublin, 144 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:05,735 You broke your mom's head, didn't you? 145 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:08,321 -Did he destroy my mom's head? - Annoy her. 146 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,616 You know, in her ear, bothering her. 147 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,243 She would say... 148 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,036 You think you explain things, but no. 149 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:17,539 You always make it difficult for me. 150 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:18,915 - I don't know what you're saying. - Well... 151 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:22,210 If you break your mom's head, bothering her, what does it mean? 152 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:26,089 That's gibberish, you know? It's probably the town where you're from. 153 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,717 It is a relationship of equality in which you are the student, 154 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,885 so maybe you are a shitty student. 155 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:32,303 - Maybe it is. - Yes. 156 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:34,848 - And I'm not the bad teacher. - I blame you. 157 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:35,974 Give him socks. 158 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,601 - Be carefree when chattering. - No. 159 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:43,231 Just imagine that you are on a party and you're breaking it. 160 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:44,733 Manky. 161 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:47,694 - I don't know. - You don't know? 162 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:48,778 - No. - Dirty. 163 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:49,946 - That? - Dirty. 164 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:51,239 Dirty! 165 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:52,866 - No, dirty. - Dirty. 166 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,284 You wanted to talk like me, 167 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:56,369 but you try to force me to speak like you. 168 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:57,829 I'm not trying to force you into anything. 169 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,623 No, you say, "Sorry, what did you say?" 170 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:03,460 I enjoy this vibe what I'm having with you. 171 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,129 - Go whip. - Go whip. 172 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,673 Go for drinks. We're going for drinks. 173 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:11,426 And then you could say: "I'm dying for my hole." 174 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:12,802 Janey Mack. 175 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:15,680 Am I dying through the hole? 176 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:16,806 - My hole. - My hole? 177 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:18,641 - Yeah. - That means... 178 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:20,685 - I'm interested... What? - It's like... 179 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:22,395 - What do you mean? - I'm dying. 180 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:24,230 I'm dying for my hole. 181 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,816 Am I interested in sex? That's what you say? 182 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:29,361 I'm dying for my hole It means I want to have sex 183 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:31,154 but it seems better that there is no one else. 184 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,824 If you said: "I'm going to wear out your hole"... 185 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,493 - Yeah. - That would be different from: 186 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:39,871 "I want to have my hole." That hole is that hole. 187 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,373 But... 188 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,417 Yeah? If you said: "My hole", 189 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,336 then you're talking about your ass. 190 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,589 But if you said, "I'd like my hole," 191 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,299 You're talking about someone else's. 192 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:57,472 First, I'm glad we saw each other. in this beautiful bar to talk about this. 193 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:59,599 - So, what if we talk? - Come on. 194 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,975 - Instead of repeating. - Yes. 195 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,143 What's up, Conan? 196 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:06,648 I have to go to the bar and then to the club, for some socks, 197 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:08,274 to put my socks on. 198 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,860 Take off my socks. I'll put my socks on. 199 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:14,114 I wear socks. I have socks. I brought socks. 200 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,574 I have jugs at the bar. 201 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,034 In the bar there? 202 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,994 - In the one over there. - Are you okay there? 203 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,288 Yes. You know, the man, the dog, they work in the pub. 204 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,373 - Yeah? - Yes. 205 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:25,458 I'm dying for my hole. What do you like there? 206 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,961 I'll bring you a mug. We'll put it in your hole. 207 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:35,593 No visit to Dublin is complete if you don't meet Bono. 208 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:40,098 It has to happen. The problem Bono is hard to find. 209 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:45,145 It's low season, it's cold and often Bono retires 210 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:49,274 to the bushes to eat and rest, 211 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:53,153 like getting ready for spring and the upcoming Las Vegas tour. 212 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:57,240 I heard reports that he has been seen here, in Merrion Park. 213 00:10:57,949 --> 00:11:01,786 LOOKING FOR BONUS 214 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:05,874 If you're looking for Bono, you have to be patient. You can't rush. 215 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:12,255 That's another band. 216 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:13,923 MERRION SQUARE PARK 217 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,175 BONUS SIGHTINGS 218 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,468 It is a promising area. 219 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:20,680 Over here, where there is a lot of dense foliage, There are very small footprints. 220 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:24,142 We have found traces of Bono's feces. 221 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,353 Yes, Bono has been here. 222 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,066 Yes. 223 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:35,153 That's it. These are fresh. 224 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:39,407 He abandons them during the mating season and then new ones grow. 225 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,495 Wait a little... 226 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:45,955 There. 227 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,292 Right there. In front of the woman with the baby stroller. 228 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:50,752 Right there. But I don't notice it. 229 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,171 Is...? Do you see it? Do you see it there? 230 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,547 I think it's him! 231 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,592 The improvement of the images confirmed it. 232 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,803 Bono was in the park. 233 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,723 The Bono hunters told me that, if they really want to attract him, 234 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,433 you should use one of these. 235 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:08,269 It is a global humanitarian award. 236 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,565 It's not even real. Let's use it as bait. 237 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,442 Let's go catch Bono. 238 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:21,491 Well, the humanitarian award It's been hanging for about five minutes. 239 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:22,951 The trap is ready. 240 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:28,039 They told me this won't take long. You can smell this stuff for miles. 241 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,752 - There it is! - Where? Where is? 242 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,920 Where do you see it? 243 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,634 Right there! There's a guy there, it's him! 244 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:42,012 He grabbed it! You have the prize! 245 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,472 There it goes! Come on! 246 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,102 Bond! 247 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:50,895 Bond! 248 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:54,566 Bond! 249 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:56,693 Damn! 250 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,365 Well, get another humanitarian award! 251 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,368 I was beginning to feel like at home in Dublin, 252 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,247 so I decided to find out what the vibe was with an Irish fan 253 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,373 that I met on my podcast. 254 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,709 - Conan. - Mohammad, how are you? 255 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,794 - Good. - Where are you now? 256 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:18,590 Right now I'm at home from my family in Dublin, in Ireland. 257 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:22,677 My family came here about 25 years ago from Pakistan. 258 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:25,347 I was born, raised and raised in Dublin, 259 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:30,352 and for three or four years, I go to university in Bulgaria. 260 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:31,936 Wait, I have to put this all together. 261 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,189 - Your name is Mohammad. - Yes. 262 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,358 - You grew up in Ireland. - Yes. 263 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:38,526 And you go to the University of Bulgaria. 264 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,778 - Yes. - Is that so? 265 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,447 I am a fourth year medical student. 266 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,324 What do you think you want to do in medicine? 267 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:47,369 Something related to surgery, I think I would be quite interested. 268 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:50,330 Well, my wish, and I know it's very strange to say, 269 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,166 one day you will operate on me. 270 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,834 It would be an honor. 271 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,253 - That's what I want. - It would be really amazing. 272 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,421 How strange. 273 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,349 Mohammad. 274 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,643 - No! - Mohammad, yes! 275 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,771 - That? No! - Yeah! 276 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:17,649 - Yes, Mohammad. - How are you? That? 277 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,401 How are you? Do you mind if we go in? 278 00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:20,610 - No, of course. - Alright? 279 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,237 - Let's go in. - Come on. 280 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,571 How crazy. 281 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:25,740 What a nice place. 282 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,867 Do you mind if I relax for a moment? 283 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,703 - Forward. - The last time we spoke, 284 00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,496 - You studied medicine. - Yes. 285 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,915 What specialty? You said you're interested in surgery. 286 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:37,502 Yeah, maybe something in orthopedics, like... 287 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,504 - I love... - You like feet. 288 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,798 - Yes. I like it... - You like feet. 289 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:46,136 - You and Quentin Tarantino. - Maybe. I like his movies. 290 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,303 Did you notice that always... 291 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,097 The camera pans to the feet. 292 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,224 - Exactly. - It's fantastic. 293 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,684 - She's your sister. - Yes. 294 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:54,102 They have Pakistani ancestry, 295 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,104 - but they actually grew up here. - Yes. 296 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,940 I have been told that my accent It has been disappearing over the years... 297 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,401 - Sounds Irish to me. - Good. 298 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,028 Do they use all the Irish slang? 299 00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,447 How does one get really angry? 300 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:06,948 use the accent more. 301 00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:08,700 Rather you say, "Do you want to fight?" 302 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,660 - Do you want to fight? - Who the hell do you think you are? 303 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,370 Who the hell do you think you are? 304 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,663 I'm burned with your ma. 305 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,374 - Burned with your ma. - I'm burned with your mother for having you. 306 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,585 I'm burned with your dad for doing it with your ma. 307 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,211 OMG this is so Pakistani. 308 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:21,838 It's fantastic. 309 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:22,964 That's what they say. 310 00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,258 I'll try a couple because I'm trying to learn. 311 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:26,926 They tell me I'm a trip. 312 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,179 Who told you? 313 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,182 That's a little... 314 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,392 Doesn't it mean to be handsome? 315 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:35,894 - Yes, exactly. - It means 316 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,354 who want to sleep with you. 317 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:38,897 Someone wants to have sex with me. 318 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:41,066 And why does it seem crazy to you? 319 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:43,109 No, I was curious what the source was. 320 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,072 - Hello. What is your name? - Makira. 321 00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,699 Hello, Makira. How are you? I'm glad to see you. I'm Conan. 322 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:50,825 Yes I know. 323 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,952 Do you sometimes listen to the podcast? 324 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,747 Sometimes I listen to it when I study. 325 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:56,831 Doesn't it affect your study? 326 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:57,916 Yes. 327 00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,000 Does it harm your study? 328 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,085 Yes. 329 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:01,169 Did I hurt you at school? 330 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,253 Surely. 331 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,881 Good. Could you speak a little quieter? 332 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,007 Yes. 333 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,426 Because now you're screaming, okay? 334 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,387 Is it possible? Very good. 335 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,389 I come to your house, you live in Dublin 336 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,391 and your shirt says Wisconsin, USA. 337 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:15,892 What happens? 338 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:19,729 It's always been on my wish list visit Wisconsin. 339 00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:21,564 Because? 340 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:22,982 I like the name. 341 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:27,153 Do you want to visit Wisconsin? because you like the name. 342 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,363 It's my dream, yes. 343 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:29,864 Good. Do you like cheese? 344 00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:31,408 Yes. 345 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:35,370 Wow, from your tone of voice I see that you love cheese. 346 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:37,288 You must be very proud of Mohammad. 347 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:40,417 Today we decided He's going to be a foot surgeon, right? 348 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:43,253 Do you think it's a good idea Let your brother operate? 349 00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:44,504 - I could. - You? 350 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,047 - Clear. - What qualifications do you have? 351 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,841 - I'm a doctor. - What class? 352 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,300 I want to do cardiology, 353 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,177 so you can let me practice with you. 354 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,513 So you want to open my chest and have heart surgery? 355 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:54,931 - Clear. - That won't happen. 356 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,100 Any pain, discomfort, anything like that? 357 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,436 The lower back sometimes stiffens. Put your hand there. 358 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,729 What do you think? 359 00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:03,106 - How nice. - I think we can put you on the table. 360 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,399 - Good. - Come on, Mohammad! 361 00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,484 That. Let me use my elbow a little. Yes, that's it. 362 00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:10,572 Now, if you... This doesn't count as surgery, right? 363 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,742 No, it's a procedure. We are working on it. 364 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,828 - This bed is now famous. - Very good. 365 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:20,540 You can tell that Conan O'Brien They adjusted his back in this bed. 366 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,417 A little plaque here, I think it will be good. 367 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,377 It's our parents' bed, so... 368 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,672 - Was I in your parents' bed? - Yes, I don't know. 369 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:31,468 That's very... Tremendous Freudian tangle. 370 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:33,553 - Do your parents sleep in that bed? - Yes. 371 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,348 And I lay there with your brother on top of me? 372 00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:37,849 - Yes. - That must scare you. 373 00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:39,976 - We were looking. - You won't speak again. 374 00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:44,981 Like I said, my dream is to come to Dublin... 375 00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:46,274 Yes. 376 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,151 ...and that the most Irish that I know, 377 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,235 Mohammad, 378 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,571 - I had surgery... - Yes. 379 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:53,823 ...and we decided that you will remove a piece of toenail. 380 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,700 I think I'm capable of doing it, yes. 381 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:56,951 Nail clippers, please. 382 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,329 - Doctor. - Yes... 383 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:01,456 It shouldn't take long. 384 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,459 Well, let's go. 385 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:06,378 That is. 386 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,881 Remove everything. You have to recover the organ. 387 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:10,965 TRUE. 388 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,218 Do you want to take your nail? 389 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,552 - Know? - A memory. 390 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:17,639 I am an organ donor. I wish it was for someone 391 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,849 who had an accident and lost a nail. 392 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:21,351 Congratulations. 393 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,061 - Thank you. - Now you are a doctor. 394 00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,145 GALWAY, IRELAND 395 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:26,231 As soon as it was known who was on tour in Ireland, 396 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,441 offers began to pour in. 397 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,068 Well, an offer. 398 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:34,906 Appear in the longest-running soap opera in the Irish language, Ros na Rún. 399 00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:37,951 - This is Mairéad. - Mairéad. 400 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:41,955 And you work here in Ros, Did I say it right? 401 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,248 Ros na Rún. 402 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:44,374 Ros na Rún, which means 403 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,042 - valley of secrets. - Valley of secrets. 404 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,628 There is a lot of intrigue and things that happen 405 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,464 in this soap opera, this drama series, correct? 406 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:55,010 That's right, yes. It's a place which you may not want to live in. 407 00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,928 It's charming, but there are a lot of murders. 408 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,223 Crime. 409 00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,437 - Love affairs and stuff. - Good. 410 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,066 Everyone speaks Irish on this show 411 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:13,319 and is part of a cultural effort to recover the Irish. 412 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,698 I have noticed that, in Ireland, They have the sign in English 413 00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:19,200 - and also in Irish. It's beautiful. - Yes. 414 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,327 Irish is not an easy language. 415 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,873 No, but we'll see how you do today. With a little help, you'll be fine. 416 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,542 I quickly looked at the script and I was assigned... 417 00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,794 - I'm just a delivery guy. - Yes. 418 00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:32,505 Why didn't I get a role? in which he was a sexy man 419 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,008 that has arrived in town and have an affair? 420 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:37,635 No offense, Conan, but we must be authentic. 421 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:38,970 It's a soap opera. 422 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,184 We think that the delivery man It fit you very well. 423 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:48,313 They thought it was impossible to play a sexy man, 424 00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:49,481 is that what you say? 425 00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:54,861 Look, make it as sexy as you want, but we must show real life, 426 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,113 and I think delivery man fits very well. 427 00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:59,866 I'll ask you a quick question, Let's say Colin Farrell is coming. 428 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,160 - for a role, would it be...? - A sexy delivery man. 429 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:06,748 Is it my age? 430 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,208 Say it. I'm a little old. 431 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,709 - Age doesn't matter. - No? 432 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,419 - No. - It's my face, basically. 433 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:13,713 No. It just fits well. It's a nice little scene. 434 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,882 - We think you will do very well. - You killed me. 435 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,926 - You crushed my feelings. - We are authentic. 436 00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:19,260 No! 437 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:23,682 We could put Vaseline on the lens to make me look a little better, you know? 438 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,100 We don't have that much time. 439 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,442 I'm back home, where I belong. 440 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,154 Kevin, thank you very much. will you help me learn 441 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,490 the language, you're going to hold my cards. 442 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:45,286 Today we write everything in a way that we think will help 443 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,664 to someone who speaks English. 444 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:51,042 So this is for an idiot. You made it suitable for idiots. 445 00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:54,504 - For beginners. - Beginners. 446 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,966 How nice. Thanks to both of you. Good. 447 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,221 - How are you? - Pretty good. Yes. 448 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,020 - That was good. - It was ok. 449 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:16,693 - That is. - Brilliant. 450 00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,194 - Yeah? - Bright. 451 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:21,197 There is a great risk that, while we do this, 452 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,365 you fall in love with me. 453 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:24,200 - I say it's something that... - I don't know, Conan. 454 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,703 I will fall in love with you If we shoot the scene in 40 minutes. 455 00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:30,206 Maybe it's possible. 456 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,427 God, help! 457 00:21:43,553 --> 00:21:44,554 Hello! 458 00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:46,806 What the hell is that? 459 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:49,392 Balloons! 460 00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:53,188 What do you want? 461 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,564 Money. 462 00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:55,648 Sorry? 463 00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:57,067 Fifty euros. 464 00:21:58,276 --> 00:21:59,527 Get out. 465 00:21:59,861 --> 00:22:01,446 We agree to DCE. 466 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:02,530 Money on delivery. 467 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:03,740 I never accepted anything, 468 00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:04,908 so... 469 00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:06,451 B.E.T. 470 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:09,079 Kiss my ass! 471 00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:10,622 Watch what you say! 472 00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:11,790 What are you going to do? 473 00:22:11,915 --> 00:22:12,916 Hit me with a balloon? 474 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:14,125 What the hell is wrong with them? 475 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:15,627 I didn't ask for any of this garbage. 476 00:22:15,627 --> 00:22:18,838 So take them with you and get out of here. 477 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,215 - But... - Get out of here, 478 00:22:20,215 --> 00:22:22,092 useless freckled, 479 00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:24,678 before I send you to Aran with one kick! 480 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:30,850 You didn't need to be so insulting. 481 00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:37,941 A sexy soap opera star has been born. 482 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:41,653 Then they invited me to an audition for an Irish supergroup. 483 00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:47,200 I'm here with three legends. They are the Irish Tenors. 484 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,828 Gentlemen, could you give me a quick sample 485 00:22:49,828 --> 00:22:52,122 of a little part that I can hear? 486 00:23:07,637 --> 00:23:11,141 Wow, that was... That blew my mind. 487 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:15,520 A part of me thinks who need a fourth member. 488 00:23:15,645 --> 00:23:17,022 - I'll try. - Good. 489 00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:18,148 Breathe. 490 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,660 How interesting. 491 00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:34,080 Let's try... Just be yourself. 492 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,124 - They are my trills. - Another, with feeling. 493 00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:37,250 Yes. 494 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:45,425 Much better. 495 00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:21,252 Oh! 496 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,841 - It was great. - I just lost a testicle. 497 00:24:26,841 --> 00:24:28,093 - It came out. - God. 498 00:24:28,343 --> 00:24:29,886 Now he's in this shoe. 499 00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:31,971 What is your name? 500 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,224 - I'm Jean. - Jean, how are you, where are you from? 501 00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:36,101 - I'm from Dublin. - You're from Dublin. 502 00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:37,227 I'm from Dublin. 503 00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:39,771 My people went to the US about 150 years ago. 504 00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:42,524 My mother. Your Irish character It never leaves you. 505 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:45,318 - Isn't it true? - He never abandons us, everyone says so. 506 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:48,113 You are right. Your Irish character It never leaves you. 507 00:24:48,530 --> 00:24:50,490 And I went to find out about mine. 508 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,993 I'm sitting here with Catriona Crowe. You are a genealogist. 509 00:24:54,244 --> 00:24:56,871 - That's how it is. - You study family records. 510 00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:59,708 I know that a phrenologist feel blows to the head 511 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:02,460 and try to know if someone is dangerously crazy. 512 00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:04,879 But a genealogist studies family records. No? 513 00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:06,965 Exactly. I focus on records. 514 00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:09,092 I know very little about my family. 515 00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:14,848 I wanted to give you an idea what the records show. 516 00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:18,435 I guess we start here with your great-grandfather, 517 00:25:18,768 --> 00:25:20,311 - Thomas Noonan O'Brien. - Yes. 518 00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:23,815 and he is the man who was born in Ireland, but emigrated. 519 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:26,651 So, it was Thomas Noonan O'Brien. 520 00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:29,487 He was the one who said: "We have to get out of here. We have to go." 521 00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:30,655 I took a genetic test. 522 00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:32,407 - Well. - Not long ago. 523 00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:34,868 The result arrived and it said I'm 100% Irish. 524 00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:36,369 Could it be the cause of my madness? 525 00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:39,330 Yes, it must be related with red hair. 526 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,708 Has red hair been linked with madness? 527 00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:44,044 I guess more with temperament. 528 00:25:44,044 --> 00:25:45,837 My writers say I have a bad temper. 529 00:25:45,837 --> 00:25:46,880 OK. 530 00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:49,841 Often if I'm not satisfied with the quality of your work, 531 00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:52,385 I can get furious. 532 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:55,055 And I'm pretty physical with them. 533 00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:57,640 Beatings, blows. 534 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:03,480 Is the name becoming more popular of Conan in Ireland since my great fame? 535 00:26:04,314 --> 00:26:06,107 I think you're the only Conan I know. 536 00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:12,113 Can I tell you the location on some maps? 537 00:26:12,113 --> 00:26:14,449 - I would like you to try it, yes. - Well... 538 00:26:14,908 --> 00:26:16,826 - Do you mind if I put my glasses on? - No. 539 00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:18,953 Can I put them on you in a comical way? 540 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:21,915 Do you find it funny? 541 00:26:22,832 --> 00:26:23,833 A bit. 542 00:26:26,169 --> 00:26:28,421 we are seeing A map of County Limerick. 543 00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:31,007 Thomas' birthplace, your great-grandfather, 544 00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:32,425 It is in the parish of Galbally. 545 00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:34,678 - Galbally. - It's just a group of farms. 546 00:26:34,844 --> 00:26:38,932 The O'Brien Family It is from agricultural workers and... 547 00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:41,768 - We were all farmers. - Well, in this generation, 548 00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:44,437 - they work for the town of farmers. - Good. 549 00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:46,815 I guess if you put it at the class level, 550 00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:48,233 They are one step below. 551 00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:51,986 I come from a very rural town, working class. 552 00:26:52,862 --> 00:26:54,614 There's no way I'm coming back here 553 00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:56,449 and be heir to a great fortune. 554 00:26:57,242 --> 00:26:59,452 No, but do you really need it? 555 00:27:00,328 --> 00:27:01,329 Yeah. 556 00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:05,000 In the records of all the research you've done 557 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,002 about the O'Briens, my family in particular, 558 00:27:07,002 --> 00:27:08,712 Did you find acts of heroism? 559 00:27:09,045 --> 00:27:10,964 Everyday heroism, I guess. 560 00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:13,174 Do you think it is possible that, in my way, is heroic? 561 00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:15,593 On a daily basis. 562 00:27:16,845 --> 00:27:17,846 OK. 563 00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:21,224 You just cleared your throat. 564 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,643 You didn't have to. 565 00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:25,353 I noticed there was no saliva there. 566 00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:27,772 It was just to fill the awkward silence. 567 00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:29,566 - Yes. - I caught you. 568 00:27:30,525 --> 00:27:33,153 It was one of the most false throat clearings that I heard in my life. 569 00:27:33,903 --> 00:27:35,071 Really. 570 00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:38,450 - You did it again. - God. 571 00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:41,411 You are very uncomfortable right now. 572 00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:43,288 Do you think I'm heroic? 573 00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:49,502 I think the O'Briens are a great lineage. 574 00:27:59,179 --> 00:28:00,472 They say I'm a fool. 575 00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:03,892 Is this something that will come from the O'Brien lineage? 576 00:28:07,187 --> 00:28:08,229 That? 577 00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:15,904 Thank you. I can stay with the baby. Bye bye. 578 00:28:20,075 --> 00:28:21,242 What's it called? 579 00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:23,620 Nothing whets the appetite more than stealing a baby, 580 00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:27,165 so I decided to try the staple Irish breakfast, black pudding, 581 00:28:27,165 --> 00:28:29,417 also known as blood sausage. 582 00:28:29,417 --> 00:28:32,712 Hello, I'm at Loughnanes Butchery, And your name is Dara? 583 00:28:32,712 --> 00:28:34,047 - Dara Loughnane, yes. - Good. 584 00:28:34,339 --> 00:28:36,591 Dara, as you know, I have a travel program, 585 00:28:36,591 --> 00:28:41,554 and a staple of these now is for the presenter to try local food 586 00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:43,973 and say, "It's delicious." 587 00:28:43,973 --> 00:28:46,434 Maybe you teach me how to make blood sausage, 588 00:28:46,601 --> 00:28:48,812 and then I can bite her and say: "It's delicious", 589 00:28:48,812 --> 00:28:49,938 Like Stanley Tucci. 590 00:28:49,938 --> 00:28:51,981 Like I had six orgasms at once. 591 00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:54,567 We will show you the ingredients and then you will try them. 592 00:28:54,943 --> 00:28:57,654 The blood sausage begins with three types of minced pork, 593 00:28:58,279 --> 00:29:01,408 combined with oats, onion and pig's blood. 594 00:29:01,866 --> 00:29:06,830 Lots, lots, lots of pig's blood, that is lovingly stuffed 595 00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:11,292 in a cow intestine, it is tied carefully in links and then cooked, 596 00:29:11,543 --> 00:29:14,462 it is cut into slices and served as the main delicacy of Ireland. 597 00:29:14,462 --> 00:29:15,547 BLACK PUDDING 598 00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:17,632 - This is the final product. - Yeah. 599 00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:19,926 Good. Here we go. 600 00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:32,731 I feel at home. 601 00:30:21,404 --> 00:30:24,824 Then I headed to Wicklow town, on the rugged Irish coast, 602 00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:28,036 to visit one of the lighthouses most emblematic of Ireland. 603 00:30:28,661 --> 00:30:31,706 - This is Brendan Conway. Hello, Brendan. - Hello. Nice to meet you, Conan. 604 00:30:31,706 --> 00:30:35,293 - You're the lighthouse keeper, right? - Well, I lived here as a child. 605 00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:37,629 - My father was the lighthouse keeper. - Your father? 606 00:30:37,754 --> 00:30:39,589 - That's how it is. - How does the light work? 607 00:30:39,756 --> 00:30:41,675 Is there a big crank or lever Which one do you pull? 608 00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:43,718 It's automatic. It turns on by itself. 609 00:30:44,135 --> 00:30:47,389 - So you could leave for weeks? - You could do it, yes. 610 00:30:47,681 --> 00:30:49,933 - What are you doing here now? - What am I doing here now? 611 00:30:49,933 --> 00:30:51,059 - Yes. - I'm talking to you. 612 00:30:55,522 --> 00:30:57,816 - It's very quiet here. - Right? 613 00:30:57,816 --> 00:30:59,609 Do you think that tranquility and solitude 614 00:30:59,609 --> 00:31:02,112 Did they ever drive you crazy? Have you ever gone crazy? 615 00:31:02,696 --> 00:31:04,906 - Not to me. I enjoy it. - Yes. 616 00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:06,408 Let's say the light burns out. 617 00:31:06,408 --> 00:31:08,118 Where do you get that light bulb? nowadays? 618 00:31:08,118 --> 00:31:10,453 Do you have it made specially, or can you order one? 619 00:31:10,662 --> 00:31:13,081 It's LED. So... 620 00:31:13,873 --> 00:31:16,251 Is it LED? You take away all the romance from this. 621 00:31:16,626 --> 00:31:20,547 It works automatically with a sensor. It is an LED that is purchased on Amazon. 622 00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:23,967 I miss the old days of the old lighthouse keeper 623 00:31:23,967 --> 00:31:26,970 who has gone crazy looking at the sea. 624 00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:29,014 - That's what I long for. - Good. 625 00:31:32,851 --> 00:31:35,937 Brendan, this is amazing. It's hypnotic. 626 00:31:36,646 --> 00:31:39,858 - The view you have here is incredible. - It's beautiful, right? 627 00:31:39,858 --> 00:31:41,026 - Yes. - Yes. 628 00:31:41,192 --> 00:31:42,527 - Do you see this cable? - Yes. 629 00:31:42,694 --> 00:31:44,279 It went up like clockwork. 630 00:31:44,612 --> 00:31:47,574 The weights took 25 minutes to arrive to the bottom of the tower. 631 00:31:47,574 --> 00:31:49,951 - Should you do it every 25 minutes? - Yes. 632 00:31:49,951 --> 00:31:52,162 And my father was up here, yes, on your guard. 633 00:31:52,454 --> 00:31:54,039 But what was he doing? How did you sleep at night? 634 00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:56,374 - I wasn't sleeping. - It's like having a newborn. 635 00:31:56,666 --> 00:31:59,085 I understand. I understand why they automated it. 636 00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:03,048 But to be honest, I long for the old customs. 637 00:32:03,298 --> 00:32:06,509 - Yes. - You know, just a lighthouse keeper 638 00:32:06,509 --> 00:32:08,386 here alone, 639 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,723 him and the sea... 640 00:32:12,849 --> 00:32:15,560 going crazy little by little. 641 00:32:27,030 --> 00:32:28,198 MAIN LIGHT ON 642 00:32:29,199 --> 00:32:32,160 Listen! Listen, Poseidon! 643 00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:38,792 Our king please looks at you and curses 644 00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:43,713 the winds of modern plague that stains the ancient tradition 645 00:32:44,172 --> 00:32:47,384 forged where the rock meets the sea. 646 00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:51,221 Throw away this technological waste 647 00:32:51,221 --> 00:32:55,225 in the black brackish depths. 648 00:32:55,225 --> 00:33:00,939 The last breath of avant-garde comfort. 649 00:33:01,481 --> 00:33:07,779 And shout in the sky. I have gadgets and gadgets galore. 650 00:33:08,113 --> 00:33:11,908 I have a lot of "whos" and "whats." 651 00:33:12,367 --> 00:33:19,082 Do you want junk? I'm 20. But who cares? It doesn't matter. 652 00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:21,209 I want more. 653 00:33:25,547 --> 00:33:29,718 anyone would say that this last part is from The Little Mermaid. 654 00:33:31,428 --> 00:33:32,470 Yes. 655 00:33:48,653 --> 00:33:52,741 The precious light. 656 00:33:57,203 --> 00:33:58,705 In this century, 657 00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:01,499 finally the time has come to go on a pilgrimage to the place of birth 658 00:34:01,499 --> 00:34:04,753 from my great-grandfather, Thomas Noonan O'Brien. 659 00:34:05,545 --> 00:34:09,007 I'm very excited. I am here, in the town of Galbally. 660 00:34:09,132 --> 00:34:11,468 - Galbally. - This is where my great-grandfather, 661 00:34:11,843 --> 00:34:14,804 Thomas O'Brien, hanging out in this little town square, right? 662 00:34:14,804 --> 00:34:15,930 Definitely. 663 00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:19,768 Maybe it would have stopped at Fraser's Lounge Bar and Undertaker 664 00:34:19,768 --> 00:34:22,103 to drink a pint and flirt with a grieving widow. 665 00:34:22,395 --> 00:34:23,396 What is your name, sir? 666 00:34:23,396 --> 00:34:25,607 - Josh O'Brien. - It's an O'Brien. 667 00:34:25,774 --> 00:34:26,816 - Yes. - He's from Galbally. 668 00:34:26,941 --> 00:34:27,942 Galbally, yes. 669 00:34:28,068 --> 00:34:31,821 I'm an O'Brien. My great-grandfather was Thomas O'Brien 670 00:34:32,197 --> 00:34:33,823 and left Galbally... 671 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:36,659 in 1870. 672 00:34:37,202 --> 00:34:38,787 That was a few years ago. 673 00:34:38,787 --> 00:34:39,913 Yes. 674 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,831 He doesn't seem very enthusiastic. I returned. 675 00:34:41,998 --> 00:34:42,999 Yes, you came back. 676 00:34:42,999 --> 00:34:44,250 Look at me, I'm back. 677 00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:46,252 I returned. 678 00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:48,713 You are a Galbally O'Brien. I'm a Galbally O'Brien. 679 00:34:48,713 --> 00:34:50,256 - Yes. - We must be relatives, right? 680 00:34:50,423 --> 00:34:51,633 We don't have to be. 681 00:34:52,467 --> 00:34:53,718 So it's not that big of a deal. 682 00:34:53,968 --> 00:34:55,887 If you give me enough money, I will be happy. 683 00:34:57,555 --> 00:35:00,100 Jesus. Would it be okay that an O'Brien would return 684 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:01,810 to Galbally if I gave him money? 685 00:35:01,810 --> 00:35:03,520 You understood. 686 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,397 I would be happy, I would sing. 687 00:35:08,108 --> 00:35:09,859 Is ten okay? 688 00:35:09,859 --> 00:35:10,944 No. 689 00:35:10,944 --> 00:35:13,196 - No, it would have to be... - How much? 690 00:35:14,864 --> 00:35:16,241 A few hundred thousand. 691 00:35:16,241 --> 00:35:17,784 A few hundred thousand? 692 00:35:18,368 --> 00:35:19,911 Do you want a few hundred thousand... 693 00:35:20,036 --> 00:35:21,079 I would accept them. 694 00:35:21,079 --> 00:35:23,957 ...of euros to get excited for meeting an O'Brien? 695 00:35:23,957 --> 00:35:26,751 Save your money and enjoy this country. 696 00:35:26,751 --> 00:35:28,712 I will do that. Good day. Be careful when crossing the street. 697 00:35:28,712 --> 00:35:30,922 Yes. 698 00:35:31,047 --> 00:35:33,258 There are many cameras there in case they run over me. 699 00:35:33,258 --> 00:35:35,677 No, don't worry. But if it happens, You can always sue. 700 00:35:35,677 --> 00:35:37,345 There's the money. If something happens to you, 701 00:35:37,345 --> 00:35:38,930 If you fall into a chamber, They give him the money. 702 00:35:38,930 --> 00:35:40,015 That's what I mean. 703 00:35:40,015 --> 00:35:41,141 So have a romp. 704 00:35:42,142 --> 00:35:43,435 Run. A little romp. 705 00:35:43,727 --> 00:35:45,061 - Good. - And then, 706 00:35:45,061 --> 00:35:46,938 He will not work a single day again. 707 00:35:49,232 --> 00:35:50,567 Yes, he is an O'Brien. 708 00:35:53,069 --> 00:35:57,073 We are on the main road, just outside Galbally. 709 00:35:58,158 --> 00:36:00,493 By your calculations, Thomas O'Brien, 710 00:36:01,369 --> 00:36:03,246 my great-grandfather, would have lived... 711 00:36:04,205 --> 00:36:06,374 - Where do you think? Here? - Yes, over here. 712 00:36:06,374 --> 00:36:08,585 There was a little house. 713 00:36:08,918 --> 00:36:11,713 I am contemplating exactly the same view they would have had 714 00:36:11,713 --> 00:36:14,466 - and they saw those mountains every day. - Yeah. 715 00:36:14,466 --> 00:36:17,677 - And they left this to go to the USA. - Yes. 716 00:36:17,844 --> 00:36:18,887 I think they screwed up. 717 00:36:18,887 --> 00:36:20,638 - This is beautiful. - It is. 718 00:36:20,638 --> 00:36:22,932 - They should have stayed here. - Yes. 719 00:36:23,266 --> 00:36:26,227 My question is: why is there no house anymore? 720 00:36:26,227 --> 00:36:27,937 The O'Briens lived here. 721 00:36:28,563 --> 00:36:30,440 The records show that there was a house here. 722 00:36:30,899 --> 00:36:34,694 Without a doubt... The house of the newest workers was here, 723 00:36:35,153 --> 00:36:38,698 at least since the 30s, but most of those little pawn houses 724 00:36:38,698 --> 00:36:40,200 They have disappeared from the landscape. 725 00:36:40,325 --> 00:36:43,787 Catriona, I want to thank you sincerely for bringing me here 726 00:36:44,329 --> 00:36:49,084 and see where my great-grandfather comes from It's great. 727 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,502 Thank you very much, really. 728 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,046 - Thank you. - Yes, what you do means a lot. 729 00:36:53,505 --> 00:36:55,507 Do you wish the house was still here? Yes. 730 00:36:56,549 --> 00:36:58,301 Does it hurt a little that they destroyed it? 731 00:36:59,010 --> 00:37:00,512 Does part of me think that maybe 732 00:37:00,512 --> 00:37:02,430 It was because they didn't like it. my job in the US? 733 00:37:02,555 --> 00:37:03,556 Yes. 734 00:37:04,182 --> 00:37:06,059 Still, it's very moving and I thank you. 735 00:37:07,394 --> 00:37:10,355 I had a hard time believing he was sitting in the same land 736 00:37:10,355 --> 00:37:12,565 where my great-grandfather lived and worked, 737 00:37:12,941 --> 00:37:15,819 and that my existence It was the direct result 738 00:37:16,152 --> 00:37:19,614 of his brave decision to search a better life in the United States. 739 00:37:19,989 --> 00:37:23,702 And wherever he went in Ireland, I was impressed by the unique character 740 00:37:23,702 --> 00:37:24,869 of the Irish, 741 00:37:25,161 --> 00:37:28,373 his dark and biting wit, its contagious charm 742 00:37:28,373 --> 00:37:30,750 and its unmatched sexual repression. 743 00:37:31,042 --> 00:37:33,086 - I got my hole. - My God. 744 00:37:33,086 --> 00:37:34,254 Heavens. 745 00:37:34,254 --> 00:37:37,716 No wonder I felt a strong kinship with everyone during my visit. 746 00:37:37,716 --> 00:37:40,844 And I have never felt more proud of coming from a country that has produced 747 00:37:41,052 --> 00:37:45,181 some of the best thinkers and artists the world has known. 748 00:37:45,181 --> 00:37:48,351 And, of course, I include myself in that list. 749 00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:53,565 An artist? This has to be a joke! 750 00:37:53,982 --> 00:37:56,901 Thank you, Ireland. You were quite a trip... 751 00:37:58,486 --> 00:37:59,654 for a redhead. 752 00:38:01,531 --> 00:38:06,786 CONAN O'BRIEN ON A VISIT 753 00:38:54,167 --> 00:38:55,585 This is insane. 754 00:38:55,710 --> 00:38:57,712 Subtitles: Tamara Aranco